Satellite Man

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Satellite Man
The Satellite Man observing Tony!
Name: The Satellite Man
Also known as: Government Man, Satellite Controllers, Psychos, Schizos
Tony Alignment: Enemy
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Nationality: Foreign Agents
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The Satellite Man (Government Man and Satellite Controller/Controllers can be used interchangeably) are/is Tony Chase's primary antagonists in his life, with Tony claiming that the Satellite Man is responsible for basically everything that has gone wrong in his life, alongside the federal government. The Satellite Man, to Tony, is almost an omnipotent being, with the Satellite man being able to laser his teeth and body from space, steal millions of dollars and the "royal inheritance" from his family, organize assassination attempts on him and his family, and despite all of this activity, being able to impossibly evade the authorities' and news' attention. They apparently have ties to the Nazis, like most of his apparent enemies, and targets him for a multitude of reasons like his ethnicity, his wealth/royalty status, and over his penis. Tony has stated in an interview that Satellite Controllers do not simply target him, but they target anyone more popular than themselves. This is sometimes in an effort to make them act crazy on the street, or to take over the lives and friends of their targets.

Despite these broad claims, the Satellite Man has allegedly evaded the attention of the authorities and the media, operating under the radar with seemingly limitless reach. According to Tony, the Satellite Man has ties to the Nazis, and targets him for reasons that range from his ethnicity, wealth, royal status, and even over his penis.

Allegations Against The Satellite Man

Tony accuses the Satellite Man of the following:

  • Torture, theft, and surveillance.
  • Lasering his teeth and body.
  • Organizing assassination attempts on him and his family.
  • Killing his parents.
  • Stealing his identity, inheritance and royal status.
  • Sabotaging his personal belongings (e.g., his e-bike, car, computer, lights).
  • Harming his cats and making them choke or vomit.[1]
  • Attempting to sexually assault/rape him.
  • Stealing his sperm and egg cells to create illegitimate children.
  • Getting him fired from jobs and causing him to lose his CDL.
  • Making him laugh, cry, choke, drop things.[2]
  • Much, much more!
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An example of Tony blaming just about anything on the Satellite man!

Satellite Men Operations

Tony frequently refers to the "control rooms" from which the Satellite Man operates. He believes that these rooms house the technology used to monitor and harm him. According to Tony, the Satellite Controllers are foreign agents, particularly from Germany and the Middle East, and they work both inside and outside the U.S. Some American politicians, including presidents, are either complicit or directly involved in satellite-related operations.[3]

One of the only named individuals Tony has identified is "Sargent Hill," whom Tony directly links to assassination attempts and satellite-based attacks. Tony has said, "Sargent Hill tried to murder me several times using satellite technology, and he's one of the key controllers of these satellite attacks."

Tony mentions how many times the Satellite Man zaps him in the face:

He has victimized me over 8,000 times with this satellite and terrorized me and damaged my face, damaged my teeth.
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Satellite Lasers & Health

One of Tony's most repeated claims is that the Satellite Man uses lasers to burn and damage his teeth, face, and body. According to Tony, these attacks are not just attempts to harm him physically, but to ruin his reputation and make him appear mentally ill.

"The satellite man hurts people's faces and teeth and tries to force them to give up their teeth. They’ve been burning bones of people's teeth to try to murder them and to steal their identity," Tony has said. He firmly believes that the lasers have destroyed his previously perfect teeth, and he has never had any cavities or dental issues before the attacks began.

The satellite attacks extend to various parts of Tony's body. He frequently describes the experience as being burned or zapped by lasers, causing pain and preventing him from sleeping or functioning normally.

Identity Theft and Manipulation

Tony claims that one of the primary objectives of the Satellite Man is to steal his identity, his inheritance, and his royal status. Tony has repeatedly stated, "These people are trying to steal my identity... they thought they would lower my standards by damaging my teeth so they could accuse me of being a drug addict or criminal." He believes that the Satellite Man orchestrates complex schemes to make him appear unstable or dangerous so they can steal his fortune and legacy.

Protective Measures

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Tony fending off satellite rays with his boxing headgear

Tony has taken numerous measures to protect himself from the alleged satellite lasers. These measures have included wearing mouth guards, band aids, medical boots, and boxing headgear. Unfortunately, Tony has found that these accessories offer little protection, as he often claims to feel the satellites' effects even while wearing them.

Tony has explained that the Satellite Man may retaliate when he tries to protect himself: "I think they’re burning me harder when I try to block them, like they’re punishing me for trying to stop their attacks."[4] Despite the lack of success, Tony continues to try various methods, including diet changes and skincare routines, in hopes of reducing the satellites' effects.

He has used a variety of items to shield himself from the satellites, including:

  • Band-aids[5][6]
  • Covid face masks[7]
  • An orthopedic boot[8]
  • Aspercreme[9]
  • A UFC-branded mouth guard[10]
  • L'Oréal Paris products[11]
  • Clear plastic face guards[12][13]
  • A wrist brace[14]
  • Athletic tape[15]
  • A vintage hockey mask[16]

Tony Chase's Demands for Justice

Tony is adamant that the Satellite Man and those associated with satellite operations must be brought to justice for their alleged crimes. He frequently demands that they be taken to court and held accountable for the litany of tortures and abuses he claims to have endured. Tony believes that nothing less than full legal action will stop the attacks and restore his stolen wealth and dignity.

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