Tony One-Liners
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Throughout all the videos Tony has created, he has said some very humorous (and sometimes clever) things. This is a list of memorable things he has said only once; if he has repeatedly said a certain phrase throughout several videos, then add it to Tonyisms instead of this page.
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| “ | Anyways, that Satellite Man was trying to break my spinal chord and made me shit in the classroom. I was like, 'Oh, teacher, teacher, I gotta go to the bathroom.' ... and then I shit out a lot of blood. | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://tonyy.us-southeast-1.linodeobjects.com/tonyy.us-southeasssssssst-1.linodeobjects.com/TonyChaseArchive/Youtube/20211227-the%20sex%20crimes%20abuses%20when%20they%20held%20me%20hostage%20in%20Arkansas%2Cthe%20court%20case%20police%20reports%2C1980s.mp4 |
D
| “ | Don't forget. My father was president six fucking times, right? | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://youtu.be/vw3iOxid1qc?si=AJngEN1iJ_I1bQt-&t=391 |
F
| “ | Frank Sinatra's f*ggot ass must have wrote this Robert Ray shit, because he's the only r*tard that can confuse people right in front of his own fucking face. | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://youtu.be/79jSuMnZw6M?si=OmVasIsc6Qjx4_TC&t=330 |
| “ | ... friendly acknowledgements of many countries and South America, North America and you know, little countries (Hello Hawaii. How you guys doing?). | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://youtu.be/MvlRs3jMR5g?si=Sp-z6eUkYlUwMx-_&t=238 |
H
| “ | Hello Anorexia Association. Do you have it on record how many times that Satellite Man has been hitting me in the spinal cord, making me have to go shit? | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://youtu.be/-RDjfrTBiJA?si=Npxoo8IbutZzOxfc |
I
| “ | ... in reference to these government people harassing me and abusing me as they were trying to play their social Sims City video game tricks ... | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://tonyy.us-southeast-1.linodeobjects.com/tonyy.us-southeasssssssst-1.linodeobjects.com/TonyChaseArchive/Youtube/20241025-crimes%20of%20dirty%20government%20human%20testing%20spying%20and%20voyeurism%20violence.mp4 |
| “ | I've never even asked a girl out on a date. I usually wait for a girl to ask me out on a date. | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://youtu.be/rkjV1oabh0U?si=Uf03gQyDBUHFELQe&t=69 |
M
| “ | ... and Mao Zedong, you fuckin' trash, for hurting my teeth and damaging my face. You are a terrorist and if you stole money from Queen Elizabeth Mao Zedong, you must get apprehended and prosecuted for 10 times the amount. Whoever the fuck you are, you are not me, you are not richer than my father or mother, you're not higher ranking in this country, they can deport your fucking ass for communism! | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-FLHR2u1e0%7Call |
N
| “ | No means no, dirty satellite faggot man. Don't touch me. Don't look at my face with your fucking satellite. No means no! I'm not gay. Not ever going to be gay. I'm not your child. Not ever going to be your child. And you better quit burning my face and teeth. | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://tonyy.us-southeast-1.linodeobjects.com/tonyy.us-southeasssssssst-1.linodeobjects.com/TonyChaseArchive/Youtube/20201003-profiling%20attempts%20of%20murder.mp4 |
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| “ | Racist? Oh, racist? Oh, hell nah! (unintelligible mocking). Oh, hell nah, G. It ain't me, man. You the racist mothafucka, man. Oh, you the racist. Oh, why you playing? Why you gonna be playing on me like that? It ain't me, fool, it's you. | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://youtu.be/IETraiPOqoU?feature=shared&t=20 |
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| “ | See, these people try to break your tailbone to try to turn you gay. | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://tonyy.us-southeast-1.linodeobjects.com/tonyy.us-southeasssssssst-1.linodeobjects.com/TonyChaseArchive/Youtube/20230405-prosecute%20the%20government%20for%20everyday%20they%20have%20called%20me%20mark%20ray%2C%20plus%20charge%20the%20gov.%20for%20....mp4 |
| “ | Send me a sex doll of myself. | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://youtu.be/EAXLYAiwbqI?si=kI37ph06tznoG3IF&t=17 |
T
| “ | That's one of the reasons why the country allowed porn on the internet, so satellite controllers won't be staring at people and fucking up their looks. | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://tonyy.us-southeast-1.linodeobjects.com/tonyy.us-southeasssssssst-1.linodeobjects.com/TonyChaseArchive/Youtube/20230701-oral%20sodomizing%20crimes%20against%20government%20and%20the%20brutality%20and%20sexual%20violences.mp4 |
| “ | They been smashing on my face on the left side, and they been smashing on my mouth. Hey, how's that musical group Smash Mouth doing? Did that Satellite Man not understand why they made that name for that group in reference to government damaging people's mouth and teeth and facial structures? | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://tonyy.us-southeast-1.linodeobjects.com/tonyy.us-southeasssssssst-1.linodeobjects.com/TonyChaseArchive/Youtube/20241101-gov%20terrorist%20trying%20to%20steal%20my%20identity%20and%20charge%20them%20for%20fatal%20attraction%20and%20seven%20deadly%20sins.mp4 |
| “ | This is the... Band-Aid from Johnson and Johnson, the pepper pig. But my fingernail is bruised, I mean, not my- not my fingernail. Fucking bullshit. | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://youtube.com/shorts/HyXWzCLSdQQ?feature=shared |
| “ | This Satellite Man has communicated that he was going to try to hurt my tailbone and make me look like I had bitch hips. | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://tonyy.us-southeast-1.linodeobjects.com/tonyy.us-southeasssssssst-1.linodeobjects.com/TonyChaseArchive/Youtube/20230405-prosecute%20the%20government%20for%20everyday%20they%20have%20called%20me%20mark%20ray%2C%20plus%20charge%20the%20gov.%20for%20....mp4 |
| “ | Trying to say you thought they had small balls because you were burning their balls with satellites? ...That's not the reason why somebody has small balls, man. | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://youtu.be/Iv54RXDtBpQ?si=CrlVvxjsvJiiVOz9&t=43 |
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| “ | You are violating beauty protection laws of races and ethnicities and religions. A person's good looks is not them dessing provocatively. Do you understand that, you satellite TRASH! Somebody's attractive qualities, or their beauty, or their teeth or smile, or their anatomy, you don't have a right damaging NOTHING! | „ |
| ~ Tony Chase in https://youtu.be/2uMi5aCpRnk?feature=shared&t=77 |