Tonyisms

Tony makes repetitive use of certain phrases and actions in his extensive video catalogue. This is a collection of particularly notable/funny ones.

A

• Activities - "Satellite activities", "Government activities", "Sex addict activities", etc.
• Alexa, what time is it? Alexa, what's the date? - A common phrase Tony uses to start videos with, likely for documentation purpose.
• And it's documented - Tony often feels the need to clarify that something he says is documented, for instance him having small balls.
• Another thing of importance - Tony often introduces topics this way at the beginning of his videos.
• Attempts of murder - An accusation Tony often levies against Satellite Controllers for the purpose of bringing them into court, likely to give them life in prison or the death penalty.

B

• Burning - A crime that Tony often accuses the Satellite Controllers of bringing unto him and his body parts.
• Birth marks, beauty marks/scars - Tony often makes the accusation that the Satellite man is removing his natural "beauty marks".
• Ballet Pizza - Tony's homemade pizza and self stated pizza company.
• Bawls - Tony's pronunciation of balls.

C

• Court/Step into court/Go into court - Something Tony says to anyone who he feels does wrong to him.
• Choking my cat again - Tony believes that any time his cat has a hairball or throws up, the Satellite man is responsible.
• Charge them for/They need to get charged for - Tony often claims that people (for example the US government or the Satellite man) need to get charged for various crimes against him.

E

• Eliot Ness - A prohibition officer that appears to be just about the only law enforcement official Tony trusts.
• Execution - The usual punishment for any crime having infringing on Tony, due to his royal status.
• Exaggerations/Falsifications/Manipulations - Tony says some form of these words whenever he wants to make it clear that somebody is lying about him.

F

• F*ggot - Tony, while likely not using the slur with homophobic intent, often calls the Satellite man this to accuse him of being a sex addict.
• Friendly Race/Religion

G

• ____ Games - Tony often accuses the satellite man of playing different games, examples include "snaggle-tooth games" and "voodoo doll games".

H

• How are ya guys doin/ How ya guys doin- A phrase Tony uses to start almost a majority of his videos to address the viewers, usually said right before "in reference to".
• Hermaphrodity - A variation on the word "hermaphrodite", used likely a result of Tony forgetting the correct term.

I

• In Reference To / In Reverence To - Another common phrase Tony uses to start videos with
• I'm a real hermaphrodity/I'm a real she/he - A phrase Tony often says to clarify to the audience that he is in fact a real hermaphrodity
• Its very important/This is very important - A phrase he frequently uses, because everything relating to him and his life is very important.
• I am not your child - Tony often says this because he is trying to reinforce the idea that he is the only child of his mother and father; Tony believes that the Satellite man is trying to make it seem like Tony is his child so that he can steal his revenue.

J

• Jewish Church - A term Tony often uses to refer to the entire Jewish religion, which does not have churches

L

• Lawls- Tony's royal pronunciation of laws, something Satellite Controllers and government officials often break to harass him
• 'Longated - Used in place of elongated

M

• Monies - Tony's way of saying money.
• My teeth are my teeth, my teeth are my real teeth - A phrase Tony commonly uses when attempting to set the record straight with the Satellite man.
• Middle Eastern/Middle Eastern German - Tony often doesn't know exactly which race to pin his strife on, so he chooses the first two that come to mind when he thinks of a "terrorist".

N

• Never signed never, never gave never, never sold never, not never, not ever going to - Tony often uses these phrases when claiming he didn't do something or has never done something.

O

• ...Or something - A phrase Tony usually uses after accusing The Government Man of committing attempted murder in some form.

P

• ____ Protection Laws - Tony often mentions some kind of laws that protect certain aspects of a person (usually typically only him), for instance their physical beauty or their nose.
• ____ Plus - Tony often will end other tonyisms with 'plus' to emphasize the importance of whatever he is saying.

R

• Riker's Island - A prison where tony says most Satellite Controllers will go to after being prosecuted
• Royal Protocol - Tony often invokes this sacred protocol that every branch of government is supposed to have (it's also supposed to be broadcasted in the media 24/7), using this as a reason against the Satellite man continuing to torture him.
• Royal Diplomatic Immunities/Rights - Tony often invokes these rights whenever he wants protection from the Satellite Man's advances.

S

• Said Hello - Tony often randomly interrupts himself to inform the camera that someone has said hello, this can range from celebrities, government officials, and even the Cheesecake Factory in California
• Schizo(s) - A term Tony will use referring to the Satellite Controllers
• She/He - The pronoun Tony sometimes uses for hermaphrodites including himself
• Sex addicts - Tony often calls people sex addicts when he believes they are sexually abusing him.
• Someone Just Communicated - Tony's way of introducing a message that he claims to have received from someone.

T

• That satellite man - This is used when Tony adresses the Satellite Man, typically at the start of a video.
• Torture/Torture Crimes - Tony often calls things that he believes the Satellite man does to him "torture crimes" of some sort.

U

• Uncle Sam - Tony Chase believes that a common nickname of his is "The Son of Uncle Sam" because his family lended money to the American government.

Z

• Zap/Zapped/Zapping - Another crime of the Satellite Controllers. Tony says they zap his him in the teeth and face with satellites.

Physical Tonyisms

This category of Tonyisms relates to something he physically does instead of saying them.

- Pointing/Hitting the camera

- Flex on the camera (This was mostly notable during the Hot Tub Saga)

- Showing off his little button nose by getting close to the camera

- He will show off his stomach/legs/feet/body in general

- He will often wear hats and then wear them backwards (This is very notable in reference to the Red Visor Saga)