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| 1 = The dentist doesn't punch people in their mouth when they're in their chair... the dentist doesn't take a chisel and hammer and dig into teeth... do you understand that? | | 1 = The [[Tony's Dentist|dentist]] doesn't punch people in their mouth when they're in their chair... the dentist doesn't take a chisel and hammer and dig into teeth... do you understand that? | ||
| 2 = Immediately need some geneticists on television, explaining who I am and who my parents are and who my grandparents are and factual DNA information, whether my DNA is royal, whether my mother and father's DNA was royal, whether my grandparents' DNA was royal American royalty, European royal, first, world country, royalty and low Asia. Lots of things of importance. Put it on TV. Right. Now. Put it on YouTube immediately | | 2 = Immediately need some geneticists on television, explaining who I am and who [[The Ray Family|my parents]] are and who my grandparents are and factual DNA information, whether my DNA is [[Royalty|royal]], whether my mother and father's DNA was royal, whether my grandparents' DNA was royal American royalty, European royal, first, world country, royalty and low Asia. Lots of things of importance. Put it on TV. Right. Now. Put it on YouTube immediately! | ||
| 3 = In every country my parents and grandparents had accounts at and at the World Bank, and these people are blocking me from all my money! | | 3 = In every country my parents and grandparents had accounts at and at the World Bank, and these people are blocking me from [[Finances|all my money]]! | ||
| 4 = And hello NCAA Football. How are you? | | 4 = And hello NCAA Football. How are you? | ||
| 5 = My teeth are documented. My teeth are real. All my dentists know that my teeth are real. | | 5 = My teeth are documented. My teeth are real. All my [[Tony's Dentist|dentists]] know that my teeth are real. | ||
| 6 = Who the hell do you think you are, trying to steal my penis? | | 6 = Who the hell do you think you are, trying to steal my [[Penis|penis]]? | ||
| 7 = This is very important in reverence to somebody who tried to communicate that Donald Trump was involved in damaging my face and teeth. | | 7 = This is very important in reverence to somebody who tried to communicate that [[The U.S. Government|Donald Trump]] was involved in damaging my face and teeth. | ||
| 8 = You know, I went up to the gas station, the store, and uh... Satellite man was preventing my e-bike from working. | | 8 = You know, I went up to the gas station, the store, and uh... [[Satellite Man|Satellite man]] was preventing my [[E Bike Saga|e-bike]] from working. | ||
| 9 = I'm gonna warn you, you better leave [[Tony's Cats|my fuckin' cat]] alone or someone's gonna fuckin'... crash into your fuckin' life, or your fuckin' house, with a fuckin' military tank or somethin'. | | 9 = I'm gonna warn you, you better leave [[Tony's Cats|my fuckin' cat]] alone or someone's gonna fuckin'... crash into your fuckin' life, or your fuckin' house, with a fuckin' military tank or somethin'. | ||
| 10 = Do you have a pet, black satellite man? Why don't you set in the ring, black man? | | 10 = Do you have a pet, [[Race Views|black]] [[Satellite Man|satellite man]]? Why don't you set in the ring, black man? | ||
| 11 = I guess the Canadian president is one of the fuckin' f---ots that's tried to murder me, and he's chokin' my cat right now, or somethin'... YOU BETTER STEP INTO COURT, CANADIAN PRESIDENT! | | 11 = I guess the Canadian president is one of the fuckin' [[Sexuality|f---ots]] that's tried to murder me, and he's chokin' [[Tony's Cats|my cat]] right now, or somethin'... YOU BETTER STEP INTO COURT, CANADIAN PRESIDENT! | ||
| 12 = They've done that fat balloon thing, trying to put a balloon in my stomach to make my stomach bigger... | | 12 = They've done that fat balloon thing, trying to put a balloon in my stomach to make my stomach bigger... | ||
| 13 = YOU BETTER STAY OUTTA MY FACE WITH THE SATTELITE! | | 13 = YOU BETTER STAY OUTTA MY FACE WITH THE [[Satellite Man|SATTELITE]]! | ||
| 14 = My penis is my penis, it's the royal penis of my heritage. | | 14 = My [[penis]] is my penis, it's the [[Royalty|royal]] penis of [[The Ray Family|my heritage]]. | ||
| 15 = Hello dentists' office, and treasury department, and low supreme court... | | 15 = Hello [[Tony's Dentist|dentists' office]], and treasury department, and low supreme court... | ||
| 16 = Do you understand the procedures of the [[Satellite Man|Satellite Controllers]] are in violation of every law that protects peoples' teeth? | | 16 = Do you understand the procedures of the [[Satellite Man|Satellite Controllers]] are in violation of every law that protects peoples' teeth? | ||
| 17 = [[Satellite Man|These people]] need to be prosecuted for their crimes of sodomizing, mutilating, and satellite activities. | | 17 = [[Satellite Man|These people]] need to be prosecuted for their crimes of sodomizing, mutilating, and satellite activities. | ||
| 18 = Wh- why would- why would you think I would ever threaten the president? | | 18 = Wh- why would- why would you think I would ever threaten [[The U.S. Government|the president]]? | ||
| 19 = The fuckin' [[satellite Man|satellite man]] is chokin' [[Tony's Cats|muh cat]] again... Alexa, what time and date is it? | | 19 = The fuckin' [[satellite Man|satellite man]] is chokin' [[Tony's Cats|muh cat]] again... Alexa, what time and date is it? | ||
| 20 = Whatcha chokin' my [[Tony's Cats|cat]] for, man? You think you're tough or something? I'm gonna warn you again, leave muh cat alone. | | 20 = Whatcha chokin' my [[Tony's Cats|cat]] for, man? You think you're tough or something? I'm gonna warn you again, leave muh cat alone. | ||
| 21 = We need to know what [[Race Views|race]] you are, you fucking disgusting piece of shit! | | 21 = We need to know what [[Race Views|race]] you are, you fucking disgusting piece of shit! | ||
| 22 = Do you own Smith & Wesson, or do I? Do you own Winchester, or do I? Do I own the NRA, or do you? Do I own 165,000 gas stations around the world, or is it YOU?! OR AM I THE OWNER? DO I OWN JOHN DEERE TRACTOR?! WHAT DO YOU OWN MOTHERFUCKER! DO I OWN THE WHITE HOUSE?! | | 22 = Do you own Smith & Wesson, or do I? Do you own Winchester, or do I? Do I own the NRA, or do you? Do I own 165,000 gas stations around the world, or is it YOU?! OR AM I THE OWNER? DO I OWN JOHN DEERE TRACTOR?! WHAT DO YOU OWN MOTHERFUCKER! DO I OWN THE WHITE HOUSE?! | ||
| 23 = My father had small balls, and my grandfather had small balls too... and they had big penises, and it's documented, too. | | 23 = My father had small balls, and my grandfather had small balls too... and they had [[Penis|big penises]], and it's documented, too. | ||
| 24 = The [[Satellite Man]] needs to get the death penalty. | | 24 = The [[Satellite Man]] needs to get the death penalty. | ||
| 25 = You tried to call my face fake, man? You're going to court, man. You need to go to court so someone can fuck up your face! | | 25 = You tried to call my face fake, man? You're going to court, man. You need to go to court so someone can fuck up your face! | ||
| 26 = Why do you think they call me the son of Uncle Sam?! 'cause it was my family that loaned money to the American government, you fucking f---ot! | | 26 = Why do you think they call me the son of [[The U.S. Government|Uncle Sam]]?! 'cause it was [[The Ray Family|my family]] that loaned money to the American government, you fucking [[Sexuality|f---ot]]! | ||
| 27 = You callin' me a common person, mothafucka? | | 27 = You callin' me a [[Royalty|common person]], mothafucka? | ||
| 28 = Hey mothafucka, why are you choking [[Tony's Cats|muh cat]] again- wh- what the fuck do you want, you son of a bitch? | | 28 = Hey mothafucka, why are you choking [[Tony's Cats|muh cat]] again- wh- what the fuck do you want, you son of a bitch? | ||
| 29 = I was born with a penis over 15 inches long, when I was born. | | 29 = I was born with a [[Penis|penis]] over 15 inches long, when I was born. | ||
| 30 = You obviously got a brain problem. | | 30 = You obviously got a brain problem. | ||
| 31 = Any many that stoled any length of my penis must be put on trial for execution and life in prison | | 31 = Any many that stoled any length of my [[Penis|penis]] must be put on trial for execution and life in prison! | ||
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