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'''The Satellite Man''' ('''Satellite Controller/Controllers''' can be used interchangeably) are/is [[Tony Chase|Tony Chase's]] primary antagonists in his life, with Tony claiming that the Satellite Man is responsible for basically everything that  
'''The Satellite Man''' ('''Satellite Controller/Controllers''' can be used interchangeably) are/is [[Tony Chase|Tony Chase's]] primary antagonists in his life, with Tony claiming that the Satellite Man is responsible for basically everything that  


has gone wrong in his life, alongside the [[The U.S. Government|federal government]]. The Satellite Man, to Tony, is almost an omnipotent being, with the Satellite man being able to [[Physical Health|laser his teeth and body]] from space, steal [[Finances|millions of dollars]] and the "[[Royalty|royal inheritance]]" from his [[The Ray Family|family]], organize assassination attempts on him and his family, and despite all of this activity, being able to impossibly evade the authorities' and news' attention. They apparently have ties to the [[The Nazis|Nazis]], like most of his apparent enemies, and targets him for a multitude of reasons like his ethnicity, his wealth/royalty status, and over his [[penis]]. Tony has stated in an interview that Satellite Controllers do not simply target him, but they target anyone more popular than themselves. This is sometimes in an effort to make them act crazy on the street, or to take over the lives and friends of their targets.
has gone wrong in his life, alongside the [[The U.S. Government|federal government]]. The Satellite Man, to Tony, is almost an omnipotent being, with the Satellite man being that's cool in all my nigga but you're ass is build like my grandma with you're no neck body built bath and body works double or nothing for a barbie girl doll that built like ken stupid ass my nigga. You brush your teeth with the cum from your dad's left cock that was in your mom and aunt's asshole. and your calling me a fuckboy? NIGGA YOURE BUILT LIKE AN ENDERMAN WITH HEIGHT SWAPPED TO WIDTH YOUR ASS CHEEKS LOOK LIKE 2 JIGGLYPUFFS RUBBING AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR "BREEDING" TO MAKE A BUZZWOLE EGG. You hack pokemon but you cant hack a new dad my nigga you thought your dad died in minecraft and didnt respawn yet.


The list of allegations against the Satellite man are vast and broad, with Tony accusing them of the following;
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* Torture, theft, and surveillance
* Lasering him, particularly his teeth
* Assaulting him and sending assassins after him
* Killing his parents
* Stealing his inheritance and royal status
* Sabotaging his personal belongings such as his [[E Bike Saga|e-bike]], [[Tony's Cars|car]], computer, and lights
* Harming his cats and making them puke<ref>https://youtu.be/z3-F_QHadiE</ref>
* Attempting to sexaully assault him
* '''Much, much more!'''
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=== Satellite Men Operations ===
=== Satellite Men Operationsthat's cool in all my nigga but you're ass is build like my grandma with you're no neck body built bath and body works double or nothing for a barbie girl doll that built like ken stupid ass my nigga. You brush your teeth with the cum from your dad's left cock that was in your mom and aunt's asshole. and your calling me a fuckboy? NIGGA YOURE BUILT LIKE AN ENDERMAN WITH HEIGHT SWAPPED TO WIDTH YOUR ASS CHEEKS LOOK LIKE 2 JIGGLYPUFFS RUBBING AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR "BREEDING" TO MAKE A BUZZWOLE EGG. You hack pokemon but you cant hack a new dad my nigga you thought your dad died in minecraft and didnt respawn yet. ===
The operations and specifics of the Satellite Controllers remain mostly unknown, but we do know some things according the Tony. The Satellite Controllers are not domestic agents, and are foreigners (particularly [[The German Race|Germans]] and [[Race Views|Middle Easterners]]), based both in and outside of the US. They operate from organized control rooms, where these activities are orchestrated.
 
The only Satellite Controller known to Tony is "[[Sargent Hill]]."
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== Tony Chase's Demands for Justice ==
Tony is adamant that the Satellite Man must be brought to justice and held accountable for the litany of alleged crimes. He calls for court action and the enforcement of laws he feels are being blatantly disregarded by the actions of the Satellite Man. Throughout his videos, Tony maintains that the abuse he receives from the Satellite Man cannot be forgiven, nor can it be downplayed or ignored any longer.
 
== References ==
 
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Revision as of 22:26, 4 January 2024

Satellite Man
The Satellite Man observing Tony!
Name: The Satellite Man
Also known as: Satellite Controllers, Psychos, Schizos
Tony Alignment: Enemy
DOB: {{{DOB}}}
Biological Gender: {{{Sex}}}
Gender Identity: {{{Gender}}}
Nationality: Foreign Agents
Religion: {{{Religion}}}
Parents: {{{Parents}}}

The Satellite Man (Satellite Controller/Controllers can be used interchangeably) are/is Tony Chase's primary antagonists in his life, with Tony claiming that the Satellite Man is responsible for basically everything that

has gone wrong in his life, alongside the federal government. The Satellite Man, to Tony, is almost an omnipotent being, with the Satellite man being that's cool in all my nigga but you're ass is build like my grandma with you're no neck body built bath and body works double or nothing for a barbie girl doll that built like ken stupid ass my nigga. You brush your teeth with the cum from your dad's left cock that was in your mom and aunt's asshole. and your calling me a fuckboy? NIGGA YOURE BUILT LIKE AN ENDERMAN WITH HEIGHT SWAPPED TO WIDTH YOUR ASS CHEEKS LOOK LIKE 2 JIGGLYPUFFS RUBBING AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR "BREEDING" TO MAKE A BUZZWOLE EGG. You hack pokemon but you cant hack a new dad my nigga you thought your dad died in minecraft and didnt respawn yet.

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Satellite Men Operationsthat's cool in all my nigga but you're ass is build like my grandma with you're no neck body built bath and body works double or nothing for a barbie girl doll that built like ken stupid ass my nigga. You brush your teeth with the cum from your dad's left cock that was in your mom and aunt's asshole. and your calling me a fuckboy? NIGGA YOURE BUILT LIKE AN ENDERMAN WITH HEIGHT SWAPPED TO WIDTH YOUR ASS CHEEKS LOOK LIKE 2 JIGGLYPUFFS RUBBING AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR "BREEDING" TO MAKE A BUZZWOLE EGG. You hack pokemon but you cant hack a new dad my nigga you thought your dad died in minecraft and didnt respawn yet.

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