Tony One-Liners

Throughout all the videos Tony has created, he has said some very humorous (and sometimes clever) things. This is a list of memorable things he has said only once; if he has repeatedly said a certain phrase throughout several videos, then add it to Tonyisms instead of this page.

F

---

“	Frank Sinatra's f*ggot ass must have wrote this Robert Ray shit, because he's the only r*tard that can confuse people right in front of his own fucking face.	„
	~ Tony Chase in https://youtu.be/79jSuMnZw6M?si=OmVasIsc6Qjx4_TC&t=330

“	... friendly acknowledgements of many countries and South America, North America and you know, little countries (Hello Hawaii. How you guys doing?).	„
	~ Tony Chase in https://youtu.be/MvlRs3jMR5g?si=Sp-z6eUkYlUwMx-_&t=238

M

---

“	... and Mao Zedong, you fuckin' trash, for hurting my teeth and damaging my face. You are a terrorist and if you stole money from Queen Elizabeth Mao Zedong, you must get apprehended and prosecuted for 10 times the amount. Whoever the fuck you are, you are not me, you are not richer than my father or mother, you're not higher ranking in this country, they can deport your fucking ass for communism!	„
	~ Tony Chase in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-FLHR2u1e0%7Call

N

---

“	No means no, dirty satellite faggot man. Don't touch me. Don't look at my face with your fucking satellite. No means no! I'm not gay. Not ever going to be gay. I'm not your child. Not ever going to be your child. And you better quit burning my face and teeth.	„
	~ Tony Chase in https://tonyy.us-southeast-1.linodeobjects.com/tonyy.us-southeasssssssst-1.linodeobjects.com/TonyChaseArchive/Youtube/20201003-profiling%20attempts%20of%20murder.mp4

R

---

“	Racist? Oh, racist? Oh, hell nah! (unintelligible mocking). Oh, hell nah, G. It ain't me, man. You the racist mothafucka, man. Oh, you the racist. Oh, why you playing? Why you gonna be playing on me like that? It ain't me, fool, it's you.	„
	~ Tony Chase in https://youtu.be/IETraiPOqoU?feature=shared&t=20

T

---

“	This is the... Band-Aid from Johnson and Johnson, the pepper pig. But my fingernail is bruised, I mean, not my- not my fingernail. Fucking bullshit.	„
	~ Tony Chase in https://youtube.com/shorts/HyXWzCLSdQQ?feature=shared

“	Trying to say you thought they had small balls because you were burning their balls with satellites? ...That's not the reason why somebody has small balls, man.	„
	~ Tony Chase in https://youtu.be/Iv54RXDtBpQ?si=CrlVvxjsvJiiVOz9&t=43

Y

---

“	You are violating beauty protection laws of races and ethnicities and religions. A person's good looks is not them dessing provocatively. Do you understand that, you satellite TRASH! Somebody's attractive qualities, or their beauty, or their teeth or smile, or their anatomy, you don't have a right damaging NOTHING!	„
	~ Tony Chase in https://youtu.be/2uMi5aCpRnk?feature=shared&t=77