Tonyisms

Tony makes repetitive use of certain phrases and actions in his extensive video catalogue. This is a collection of particularly notable/funny ones.

A

• Activities - "Satellite activities", "Government activities", etc.
• Alexa, what time is it? Alexa, what's the date? - A common phrase Tony uses to start videos with
• Attempts of murder - An accusation Tony often levies against Satellite Controllers

B

• Burning - A satellite crime often happening to Tony's upper lip
• Birth marks, beauty marks, and scars-
• Ballet Pizza - Tony's homemade pizza and self stated pizza company
• Bawls - Tony's royal pronunciation of balls

C

• Court/You better step into court-

E

• Eliot Ness - A prohibition officer that appears to be just about the only law enforcement official Tony trusts
• Execution - The usual punishment for any crime having infringing on Tony, due to his royal status

F

• F*ggot - Tony's favorite slur

G

• ____ Games - Tony often accuses the satellite man of playing different games, such as snaggle-tooth games and voodoo doll games.

H

• How are ya guys doin/ How ya guys doin- A phrase Tony use's to start almost all his videos to address the viewers
• Hermaphrodity - Tony's royal pronunciation of "hermaphrodite"

I

• In Reference To / In Reverence To - Another common phrase Tony uses to start videos with
• I'm a real hermaphrodity, I'm a real shehe - A phrase Tony often says to clarify to the audience that he is in fact a real hermaphrodity
• Ima have 100 percent legal right to- Because of the Royal protocol and his rank
• Its very important - A phrase he frequently uses, because everything relating to him and his life is very important

J

• Jewish Church - A term Tony often uses to refer to the entire Jewish religion, which does not have churches

L

• Lawls- Tony's royal pronunciation of laws, something Satellite Controllers and government officials often break to harass him
• Laws of Eliot Ness/Uncle Sam
• Lots of things of importance-

M

• Monies - Tony's way of say money.
• My teeth are my teeth, my teeth are my real teeth-

N

• Never signed never, never gave never, never sold never, not never, not ever going to-

P

• Psycho(s) - A term Tony will use referring to the Satellite Controllers
• Protection Status - teeth protection status, lesbian protection status, cigarette smoker protection status

R

• Rikers Island - A prison where tony says most Satellite Controllers will go to after being prosecuted

S

• Said Hello - Tony often randomly interrupts himself to inform the camera that someone has said hello, this can range from celebrities, government officials, and even the Cheesecake Factory in California
• Schizo(s) - A term Tony will use referring to the Satellite Controllers
• Shehe - The pronoun Tony sometimes uses for hermaphrodites including himself
• Someone Just Communicated - Similar to "Said Hello", but the messages communicated are often unfriendly
• Supreme Court
• Smacking

T

• They're Hitting/Burning me - Another common crime of Satellite Controllers
• This is very important - Similar to "Its very important"
• That satellite man- How Tony adresses the Satellite Man when he communicates something to him

U

• Uncle Sam

Z

• Zap/Zapped/Zapping - Another crime of the Satellite Controllers. Tony says they zap his him in the teeth and face with satellites.

Physical Tonyisms

This category of Tonyisms relates to something he physically does instead of saying them.

- Pointing/Hitting the camera

- Flex on the camera (This was mostly notable during the Hot Tub Saga)

- Showing off his little button nose by getting close to the camera

- He will show off his stomach/legs/feet/body in general

- He will often wear hats and then wear them backwards (This is very notable in reference to the Red Visor Saga)