Tony One-Liners

Throughout all the videos Tony has created, he has said some very humorous (and sometimes clever) things. This is a list of memorable things he has said only once; if he has repeatedly said a certain phrase throughout several videos, then add it to Tonyisms instead of this page.

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"...and Mao Zedong, you fuckin' trash, for hurting my teeth and damaging my face. You are a terrorist and if you stole money from Queen Elizabeth Mao Zedong, you must get apprehended and prosecuted for 10 times the amount. Whoever the fuck you are, you are not richer than me, you are not richer than my father or mother, you're not higher ranking in this country, they can deport your ass for communism!"