Satellite Man

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Satellite Man
The Satellite Man observing Tony!
Name: The Satellite Man
Also known as: Government Man, Satellite Controllers, Psychos, Schizos
Tony Alignment: Enemy
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Nationality: Foreign Agents
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The Satellite Man (Government Man and Satellite Controller/Controllers can be used interchangeably) are/is Tony Chase's primary antagonists in his life, with Tony claiming that the Satellite Man is responsible for basically everything that has gone wrong in his life, alongside the federal government. The Satellite Man, to Tony, is almost an omnipotent being, with the Satellite man being able to laser his teeth and body from space, steal millions of dollars and the "royal inheritance" from his family, organize assassination attempts on him and his family, and despite all of this activity, being able to impossibly evade the authorities' and news' attention. They apparently have ties to the Nazis, like most of his apparent enemies, and targets him for a multitude of reasons like his ethnicity, his wealth/royalty status, and over his penis. Tony has stated in an interview that Satellite Controllers do not simply target him, but they target anyone more popular than themselves. This is sometimes in an effort to make them act crazy on the street, or to take over the lives and friends of their targets.

The list of allegations against The Satellite Man are vast and broad, with Tony accusing them of the following;

  • Torture, theft, and surveillance
  • Lasering him, particularly his teeth
  • Assaulting him and sending assassins after him
  • Killing his parents
  • Stealing his identity
  • Stealing his inheritance and royal status
  • Sabotaging his personal belongings such as his e-bike, car, computer, and lights
  • Harming his cats and making them choke or puke[1]
  • Attempting to sexually assault/rape him
  • Much, much more!
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Satellite Men Operations

The operations and specifics of the Satellite Controllers remain mostly unknown, but we do know some things according the Tony. The Satellite Controllers are not domestic agents, and are foreigners (particularly Germans and Middle Easterners), based both in and outside of the US. Tony has also stated that some American politicians might be either complicit or directly involved in satellite-related operations, including some presidents.[2] They operate from organized control rooms, where these activities are orchestrated.

The only Satellite Controller known to Tony is "Sargent Hill."

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Tony Chase's Demands for Justice

Tony is adamant that the Satellite Man must be brought to justice and held accountable for the litany of alleged crimes. He calls for court action and the enforcement of laws he feels are being blatantly disregarded by the actions of the Satellite Man. Throughout his videos, Tony maintains that the abuse he receives from the Satellite Man cannot be forgiven, nor can it be downplayed or ignored any longer.

Protective Measures

Boxing headgear
Tony fending off satellite rays with his boxing headgear

Tony has taken a few noteworthy measures to protect himself from the Satellite Man's rays. Typically, these measures involve wearing mouth guards, band aids, medical boots, and boxing headgear which Tony hopes are opaque to satellite lasers. However, these ideas invariably prove ineffective at easing Tony from his suffering, and Tony will often claim to feel the satellites still burning him while wearing these accessories. He has also alluded to being hit harder by the satellites when purchasing these accessories, hinting that the Satellite Man may possibly be retaliating against him for attempting to protect himself.[3] Interestingly, he tends to showcase these accessories primarily on his Instagram and TikTok accounts as opposed to YouTube. Tony has also attempted to use various hygiene and products as well such as lip gloss, moisturizer, and skin cleanser to no effect, and he has stated that changes in his diet have had no effect on the situation either.[4]

Tony has used the following items to protect himself from the satellites:

  • Band-aids[5][6]
  • Covid face masks[7]
  • An orthopedic boot[8]
  • Aspercreme[9]
  • A UFC-branded mouth guard[10]
  • Various L'Oréal Paris products[11]
  • Clear plastic face guards[12][13]
  • A wrist brace[14]
  • Athletic tape[15]
  • A vintage hockey mask[16]


References

  1. ↑ https://youtu.be/z3-F_QHadiE
  2. ↑ https://youtu.be/z9AvQcZfIkQ?si=4_mMeHGSkcYr0jZh
  3. ↑ https://youtu.be/9lrTK4Bs5Y8?si=jVEvcTYrZZfETl28&t=52
  4. ↑ https://youtu.be/8FdCDfwOX8U?si=4R0KvuBEdlOf_TrK&t=373
  5. ↑ https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvvzrvQA-Cd/?igsh=MmxvdGl0Yno3d3J0
  6. ↑ https://www.instagram.com/p/CwRudRsu2c7/?igsh=MW54ZGpjajJ4cm1obg==
  7. ↑ https://www.instagram.com/p/C-3fNmfvOPc/?igsh=MWw0OHdiYXFwNW9obQ==
  8. ↑ https://youtu.be/PImdMqCu8LM?si=0kKQDvSlPBPJK_wX
  9. ↑ https://youtu.be/7gQ6Z59IGbU?si=9Aj4EUAJsdGkhNn4
  10. ↑ https://www.instagram.com/p/C8OINVlsIdN/?igsh=NzE4amxoNHFraTky
  11. ↑ https://youtu.be/8FdCDfwOX8U?si=4R0KvuBEdlOf_TrK&t=373
  12. ↑ https://www.instagram.com/p/CwgWywDv0Kp/?igsh=a3AyNHFjZXgydXl1
  13. ↑ https://www.instagram.com/p/CwIAK9nue_r/?igsh=cnR0b3dta3pucm9x
  14. ↑ https://www.instagram.com/p/CwLQJK6PdqN/?igsh=MTlnemJzbWFtZWxoMA==
  15. ↑ https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7penvHu6SY/?igsh=N3lrcjk4MTNtd2hp
  16. ↑ https://www.instagram.com/p/CZYauB_h93D/?igsh=dmExMjg4djliMGt3
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