Physical Health

Teeth

Tony's dental health has been a significant topic in his videos and online presence. His teeth exhibit visible signs of decay, including large cavities, discoloration, and plaque buildup. Despite this, Tony asserts that he has never had a cavity and attributes the condition of his teeth to external factors, specifically targeting by what he refers to as the "Satellite Man" and government conspiracies.

Tony's Claims about His Teeth

Tony believes that his dental issues are not due to personal neglect or dental disease but are the result of deliberate harm inflicted upon him by government agents using advanced technology. He claims that his parents, whom he identifies as a king and queen, placed special "old drilling bit" pieces in his teeth, which are being targeted by these agents.

He states:

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My biological parents are the ones that put the pieces of the old drilling bit in my teeth. This man is trying to make decisions to try to steal my teeth for one of the stolen children that they illegally made. They must be arrested and they go to prison for life.

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Tony asserts that these individuals are attempting to steal his identity and royal heritage by damaging his teeth and altering his appearance. He frequently mentions that he is the only child of his biological parents and emphasizes his unique genetic lineage.

He also claims that:

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This satellite man has been hitting me in the teeth and burning my mouth... This lazy ass sick freak has terrorized my life, tried to murder me on jobs, stole sperm, stole blood, and now the man has to be put on trial for artificial insemination crimes.

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Tony accuses these supposed government agents of various crimes against him, including physical harm, theft of personal property, and attempts to undermine his career and inheritance.

In another statement, he mentions:

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You claimed you were weeding out Americans by burning their mouths and damaging their teeth, right government man? You were trying to see if you could make somebody angry with your mutilation of you damaging their face and teeth.

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Tony believes that these actions are part of a larger conspiracy to steal his family's wealth, properties, and companies. He references "Eliot Ness," a famous Prohibition agent, implying that there are legal protections and laws being violated by these actions.

Dental Health Observations

While Tony attributes his dental issues to external attacks, observers note that the condition of his teeth resembles that of typical dental decay, potentially exacerbated by substance use or lack of proper dental care. The presence of cavities, discoloration, and plaque are common signs of dental neglect.

Tony's claims about satellites and government agents causing physical harm reflect a pattern consistent with certain mental health conditions involving delusions or paranoia. However, without a professional evaluation, it is not appropriate to make a definitive statement regarding his mental health.

Related Topics

Given the nature of Tony's claims, it may be relevant to explore these issues further in related articles:

- Mental Health: Discussing Tony's perceptions and beliefs about being targeted, which may align with certain psychological conditions.

- Delusions: Exploring the possibility of delusional thoughts contributing to his interpretation of events.

- The Satellite Man: Providing more context about the entity Tony refers to as responsible for his troubles.

GI Health

Throughout Tony's posting history, he has had occasional bouts of gastrointestinal issues, especially diarrhea. The most recent of these bouts began around September of 2025, but there was also an especially severe bout in October of 2020. In a string of videos from his 2025 bout, which he mostly recorded from his toilet, he complains about having diarrhea and how it has been preventing him from showing up to work on time. Naturally, he blames the Satellite Man for causing the diarrhea by "pressing down" on his stomach, tailbone, and spinal cord. Tony has come to term these attacks as "satellite shit storming" and as "shit terrorism." These issues have caused Tony a great deal of stress, and he has become anxious of experiencing fecal incontinence in public. Tony has experienced fecal incontinence at least once.

satellite controllers and their satellite shit games and teeth mutilaters

A 2020 video where Tony complains about having frequent bowel movements.

The precise cause of Tony's GI issues are not immediately clear. It seems reasonable to suspect that Tony's issues are greatly exacerbated (if not caused by) the narrow range of his diet. In particular, during the September 2025 bout, Tony was almost exclusively eating fish sticks. However, in a YouTube video made by the channel And It's Documented, the creator proposes that Tony's issues are being caused in large part by his vitamins and other health-related supplements. This theory is especially plausible since in many of the videos posted during the 2020 bout, Tony often mentions the supplements he's using, and moreover, the supplements Tony has taken are known to cause diarrhea as a side effect.

Legs

Tony has claimed on numerous occasions that the satellite controllers have targeted his legs. As Tony is over fifty years old, leg pains and especially knee pains are common, but it is also possible that Tony is experiencing psychosomatic pains as a result of stress likely compounded by his psychosis. However, Tony has alluded to some specific health problems regarding his legs such as Osgood-Schlatter disease and varicose veins. Tony is also known to have varicose veins on his legs.

Osgood-Schlatter disease

Tony will claim on occasion that he suffers from Osgood-Schlatter disease, which he often mispronounces as "Osgoo-Slaughter." Osgood-Schlatter disease is a knee condition characterized by swelling of the shins just below the kneecap. The swelling is the result of inflammation in the tendons linking the kneecaps to the tibia, and it is most common in teenagers as the result of either a growth spurt or physical activity. It is known from yearbook photos that Tony at one point played tennis and American football in high school, so Tony may have gotten the disease at one point. Since the disease is most common in teenagers though, it seems strange that Tony would have it as an adult, but in rare cases, the pains can continue into adulthood. It seems more likely however that the pain Tony is experiencing is being caused by something else and that Tony is simply misdiagnosing his pains.

“	They've been trying to cripple me since I was little. They caused Osgood-Schlatter on my leg. They tried to break my hips when I was little.	„
	~ Tony in https://youtu.be/4AoU5gbq1hw?si=mhNJ9B78Sd0GRH3b&t=147

Varicose Veins and Spider Veins

Tony is known to have a few varicose veins on his legs. These are swollen arteries and veins that bulge against the skin and usually appear in the lower half of the body. They are caused by a weakening of the walls of blood vessels which may then be stretched as a result of increased blood pressure. They are very common in older people. They also tend to cause pain and itching which could explain some of the pain Tony claims to experience in his legs.

the satellite controllers have been hurting my beautiful legs

Varicose veins in Tony's legs are clearly visible in this video. Notice the especially large one running across the back of his upper right leg.

Tony will claim on occasion that he has spider veins, formally known as telangiectasias. Spider veins are very similar to varicose veins except that they affect the narrower blood vessels such as capillaries, and they are called "spider veins" because they leave markings that resemble spider webs. Spider veins also tend to be less painful than varicose veins. Although Tony is known for certain to have varicose veins, there does not appear to be any video or photographic evidence of him having spider veins. This may be because the poor lighting and low resolution of Tony's videos make it difficult to see such small markings, but it may be that Tony is simply referring to his varicose veins as spider veins. Although technically incorrect to use the terms "spider veins" and "varicose veins" interchangeably, it is common for people to do so.