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Introduction

Tony Chase is a schizophrenic online lolcow and internet personality. His online activity spans multiple platforms and over 13 years, offering a unique glimpse into the stories all made up in his head.

Tony believes that a shadowy "Satellite Man", the US Government, and a select group of Celebrities (known as "the Hate Club List") have been targeting him and ruining his life ever since he was a baby, them supposedly lasering his teeth and cats with satellites.

Why are they doing all this, you may ask? Well, to steal his 41-inch penis and royal inheritance, of course! Tony claims to be the son of powerful and wealthy celebrities from Hollywood, him being the inheritor of their vast business empires and political power. None of these things are actually true, of course. It's unknown how or why exactly Tony came to believe these things, but given the severity of his condition and some things he has said in passing, he has probably been like this for most of his life.

About This Wiki

The Tony Chase Wiki works with the Tony Chase Archive to create the best online information hub for Tony. We are a dedicated collective of researchers and enthusiasts united in our mission to comprehensively document Tony's intriguing journey in a manner that is objective, informative, and respectful.

Please contribute if you can, make sure to join the Tony Chase Archive discord, and read the Editor's Guide & Rules [WIP] to get started and make sure we have quality and consistent content on the wiki. If you're unsure where to begin to research Tony, read Researching Tony and the Tony Chase article. Shoutout to the Daniel Larson wiki, for being so kind and helpful during the construction of the Tony Chase Wiki.

Community Resources
New To Tony?	Tony Chase ● FAQ ● Glossary
New Editor?	Editor's Guide ● Rules ● Researching Tony
Cool Tony Sutff	Interviews With Tony Chase ● Interesting Tony Videos
Community Resources	External Links	Tony Chase Archive ● Our Discord ● Kiwi Article (TOR heavily suggested when accessing this website) ● Tony Chase Archive YT
	Tony's Active Social Media	Social Media Accounts ● YouTube ● TikTok ● Instagram
	Documentaries	Flan Ohoolian Documentaries (part 1 - part 2) ● SmokeyMcC Documentaries (part 1 - part 2) ● Hyped Xposer Documentary

Articles
Currently Relevant	Tony's Cats ● The Satellite Man ● The US Gov't ● The Greenfield Document ● Hermaphroditism ● Finances
Important Articles	Tony Chase ● The Satellite Man ● The US Gov't ● Frank Sinatra ● Royalty ● Cats ● Tony's Little House ● Finances ● Tonyisms ● Penis
Sagas/Arcs	E Bike Saga ● Shower Saga ● Beard Saga ● Hot Tub Saga ● Red Visor Saga ● Singing Saga ● The Car Saga ● Utility Bill Saga ● Satellite GPS Saga
Tony-Specific	Drug Use ● Tony's Little House ● Tony's Cars ● Chef Tony ● Royalty ● Political Tony ● Tony Rage ● Sexuality ● Finances ● Hermaphroditism ● Tonyisms
Characters	Enemies	The Satellite Man ● The US Gov't ● The German Race ● The Nazis ● Doris Duke & Howard R. Hughes ● Frank Sinatra ● The Hate Club List ● Tony's Dentist ● Sargent Hill
Characters	Allies/Neutral	Tony Chase ● Doris Duke & Howard R. Hughes ●Eliot Ness ● Alexa ● Tony Followers ● The Ray Family ● Tony's Cats ● Walt Disney
Misc.	The Royal Protocol ● Walter Piano
Health	Physical Health ● Mental Health ● Delusions ● Hermaphroditism ● Ego ● Tony's Body Diamond ● Penis