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Tony believes that a shadowy "[[Satellite Man]]", the [[US Government]], and a select group of Celebrities (known as "[[the Hate Club List]]") have been targeting him and ruining his life ever since he was a baby, them supposedly lasering his [[Physical Health#Teeth|teeth]] and [[Tony's Cats|cats]] with satellites.
Tony believes that a shadowy "[[Satellite Man]]", the [[US Government]], and a select group of Celebrities (known as "[[the Hate Club List]]") have been targeting him and ruining his life ever since he was a baby, them supposedly lasering his [[Physical Health#Teeth|teeth]] and [[Tony's Cats|cats]] with satellites.


''Why are they doing all this'', you may ask? Well, to steal his [[Penis|41-inch penis]] and [[Royalty|royal inheritance]], of course! Tony claims to be the son of powerful and wealthy celebrities from Hollywood, him being the inheritor of their vast business empires and political power. None of these things are actually true, of course. It's unknown how or why exactly Tony came to believe these things, but given the severity of his condition and some things he has said in passing, he has probably been like this for most of his life.}}
''Why are they doing all this'', you may ask? Well, to steal his [[Penis|41-inch penis]] and [[Royalty|royal inheritance]], of course! Tony claims to be the son of powerful and wealthy celebrities from Hollywood, him being the inheritor of their vast business empires and political power. None of these things are actually true, of course. It's unknown how or why exactly Tony came to believe these things, but given the severity of his condition and some things he has said in passing, he has probably been like this for most of his life.}}{{CoolBox|heading=About This Wiki|body=Please read this [[General Disclaimer]]. The Tony Chase Wiki works with the [http://www.tonychasearchive.com/ Tony Chase Archive] to create the best online information hub for Tony. We are a dedicated collective of researchers and enthusiasts united in our mission to comprehensively document Tony's intriguing journey in a manner that is objective, informative, and respectful.  
 
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=== How do I get in contact with / troll Tony? ===
=== How do I get in contact with / troll Tony? ===
<u>Do not troll Tony</u>. Tony is, unlike other people considered lolcows, completely innocent and doesn't deserve any kind of trolling.
<u>Do not troll Tony</u>. Tony is, unlike other people considered lolcows, not a bad person by any means and does not deserve any kind of trolling. Trolling or getting involved in his life/business is not only harmful to Tony, but <u>may be harmful to you</u> as doxxing and harassment is commonplace in the lolcow spheres. Keep in mind that there are more kinds of trolling other then blatant harassment (cowtipping, going to Tony's house or sending him stuff), such as concerntrolling (EG sending him money for random stuff or sending welfare checks) or actively encouraging his delusions.
Do not cowtip him, aka don’t go to Tony's house or send him stuff
Don’t try to concerntroll, aka send him money for random stuff or send welfare checks or whatever. They are not your pet
Do not get involved in a lolcows life or business EVER


== Tony Chase Video of the Week (01/10/2024) ==
== Tony Chase Video of the Week (01/10/2024) ==

Revision as of 23:47, 24 February 2024

My penis is my penis, it's the royal penis of my heritage.
Introduction
Tony Chase is a schizophrenic internet personality. His online activity spans multiple platforms and over 13 years, offering a unique glimpse into the complex and convoluted lore and delusions made up by a lifetime of untreated schizophrenia.

Tony believes that a shadowy "Satellite Man", the US Government, and a select group of Celebrities (known as "the Hate Club List") have been targeting him and ruining his life ever since he was a baby, them supposedly lasering his teeth and cats with satellites.

Why are they doing all this, you may ask? Well, to steal his 41-inch penis and royal inheritance, of course! Tony claims to be the son of powerful and wealthy celebrities from Hollywood, him being the inheritor of their vast business empires and political power. None of these things are actually true, of course. It's unknown how or why exactly Tony came to believe these things, but given the severity of his condition and some things he has said in passing, he has probably been like this for most of his life.

About This Wiki
Please read this General Disclaimer. The Tony Chase Wiki works with the Tony Chase Archive to create the best online information hub for Tony. We are a dedicated collective of researchers and enthusiasts united in our mission to comprehensively document Tony's intriguing journey in a manner that is objective, informative, and respectful.

Please contribute if you can, make sure to join the Tony Chase Archive discord, and read the Editor's Guide & Rules [WIP] to get started and make sure we have quality and consistent content on the wiki. If you're unsure where to begin to research Tony, read Researching Tony and the Tony Chase article. Shoutout to the Daniel Larson wiki, for being so kind and helpful during the construction of the Tony Chase Wiki.

Important Announcement!
Account creation is currently shut down. Join the [Tony Chase Wiki Discord] and request an account if you want to edit, please!

Tony FAQ

What's up with this guy?

Tony has possibly drug-induced schizophrenic delusions that often mix with his life experiences. Many people whom he claims are in his life are from movies or popular media (EG Frank Sinatra or Doris Duke), and often he blames his problems on Satellite Men, people who he claims are able to attack and influence him with satellite lasers.

Does Tony do drugs?

While there is speculation and reason to believe he does drugs, his being on drugs is unproven as of now. It's important to not make claims about Tony or accuse him of doing drugs without any definitive proof.

How do I get in contact with / troll Tony?

Do not troll Tony. Tony is, unlike other people considered lolcows, not a bad person by any means and does not deserve any kind of trolling. Trolling or getting involved in his life/business is not only harmful to Tony, but may be harmful to you as doxxing and harassment is commonplace in the lolcow spheres. Keep in mind that there are more kinds of trolling other then blatant harassment (cowtipping, going to Tony's house or sending him stuff), such as concerntrolling (EG sending him money for random stuff or sending welfare checks) or actively encouraging his delusions.

Tony Chase Video of the Week (01/10/2024)

Interview clip of the week - 11/14/2023 (Too lazy to update this every week)

https://tonyy.us-southeast-1.linodeobjects.com/tonyy.us-southeasssssssst-1.linodeobjects.com/TonyChaseArchive/Youtube/20230412-charge%20the%20government%20for%20sexual%20attempts%20of%20murder%20100%.mp4

charge the government for sexual attempts of murder 100%.mp4

The satellite man wants Tony to masturbate.

Tony-To-Do

These are listed by priority, the leftmost being the highest priority

Articles that need to be made Ego (Can be in delusions) ● Tony One LinersThe Car SagaBeard Saga ● Milton Trucking (Can be in finances) ● HIS DRIVING SKILLS LMAO
Unfinished/outdated articles !!!Tony Chase!!!Walt DisneyTony's Little HouseThe Ray FamilyTony's DentistTony Rage ● Tony's Body Diamonds
Articles that could use improvement Tonyisms
Other various to-do items
  • This to-do list
  • Change youtube videos to archive videos