Satellite Man
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The Satellite Man (Satellite Controller/Controllers can be used interchangeably) are/is Tony Chase's primary antagonists in his life, with Tony claiming that the Satellite Man is responsible for basically everything that has gone wrong in his life, alongside the federal government. The Satellite Man, to Tony, is almost an omnipotent being, with the Satellite man being able to laser his teeth and body from space, steal millions of dollars and the "royal inheritance" from his family, organize assassination attempts on him and his family, and despite all of this activity, being able to impossibly evade the authorities' and news' attention. They apparently have ties to the Nazis, like most of his apparent enemies, and targets him for a multitude of reasons like his ethnicity, his wealth/royalty status, and over his penis.
The list of allegations against the Satellite man are vast and broad, with Tony accusing them of the following;
- Torture, theft, and surveillance
- Lasering him, particularly his teeth
- Assaulting him and sending assassins after him
- Killing his parents
- Stealing his inheritance and royal status
- Sabotaging his personal belongings such as his e-bike, car, computer, and lights
- Harming his cats and making them puke[1]
- Attempting to sexaully assault him
- Much, much more!
Satellite Men Operations
The operations and specifics of the Satellite Controllers remain mostly unknown, but we do know some things according the Tony. The Satellite Controllers are not domestic agents, and are foreigners (particularly Germans), based both in and outside of the US. They operate from organized control rooms, where these activities are orchestrated.
The only Satellite Controller known to Tony is "Sargent Hill."
Tony Chase's Demands for Justice
Tony is adamant that the Satellite Man must be brought to justice and held accountable for the litany of alleged crimes. He calls for court action and the enforcement of laws he feels are being blatantly disregarded by the actions of the Satellite Man. Throughout his videos, Tony maintains that the abuse he receives from the Satellite Man cannot be forgiven, nor can it be downplayed or ignored any longer.