Satellite Man
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The Satellite Man (Satellite Controller/Controllers can be used interchangeably) are/is Tony Chase's primary antagonists in his life, with Tony claiming that the Satellite Man is responsible for basically everything that
has gone wrong in his life, alongside the federal government. The Satellite Man, to Tony, is almost an omnipotent being, with the Satellite man being that's cool in all my nigga but you're ass is build like my grandma with you're no neck body built bath and body works double or nothing for a barbie girl doll that built like ken stupid ass my nigga. You brush your teeth with the cum from your dad's left cock that was in your mom and aunt's asshole. and your calling me a fuckboy? NIGGA YOURE BUILT LIKE AN ENDERMAN WITH HEIGHT SWAPPED TO WIDTH YOUR ASS CHEEKS LOOK LIKE 2 JIGGLYPUFFS RUBBING AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR "BREEDING" TO MAKE A BUZZWOLE EGG. You hack pokemon but you cant hack a new dad my nigga you thought your dad died in minecraft and didnt respawn yet.